Seriously. What is YouTube Rewind?
My hypochondriac wife kept complaining about her sore neck, saying “Maybe I have meningitis”. I replied “too bad it’s not laryngitis.”
When i am driving the speed limit and am getting tailgated by a car that can easily overtake me
When my mother says she thinks that Game of Thrones sex scenes are a bit too much and I reply with “I’ve seen worse.”