Took six years on reddit without this ever happening to me, but now I understand how shitty it feels.

Last time I gave triplets plastic recorders I got for a dollar each.

Am I the only one?

My wife asks why I don’t have any friends, so I tell here my experience with so-called friends.

Did exactly what she asked despite telling her she’d lose most of what she watches

I ask myself what new car they will buy me.

She had books in one hand and a bag in the other….without trying I was always able to get to that door a few seconds before her…

Felt really good to hear that

It’s usually someone in a newer vehicle too

Every. Damn. Time.