I have always hated my overnight employee.

Fuck you, Hitler.

Thanks random dude! I’m still chucking

Every day I’m hustlin’

Want to have a civil political debate? Try this one trick!

Shitty overnight employee I hate just said he had an interview coming up

Don’t get married

The attitude of some guys around where I work, apparently.

Gave my toddler a haircut today

There’s always that one person…